OneHitter's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[yesterday]

ummmm

I was an arabic translator for the military in Desert Storm and.."onaminamina hama onaminamina"
translates into...I'm Osama and I'm hiding out in Iraq..
So lets nuke the fuckers NOW!

[Super Dry!!!]

Hey WhITe BOY

White boys in cowboy hats should only two-step in country bars...
besides that this so called movie succeded in out-sucking all web cam movies previous and future.
In a word it, sucked. But nice try anyway...
You know if ya cant get your graphics any better and your movie is still over 3 megs, maybe you should try another medium...like ummm i dont know... drawing stick figures or somtin...
Hey I'm trying for some contructive critism here...somebody help me out...
anywho, Keep hacking away..effort is a good thing...

Sincerly,
OH

[Love at night fever club]

hmmmm

Take more multimedia classes!

[berny in the ransom]

haha

nice

[Transparency - Episode 1]

10's for U

Very Ambitious project, young fellow.
But excruciatingly long... Maybe try giving us the story line in in the pre loader.. then you could just shoot the dialogue without having to interact. Too much clicking!
You have some good writing skills going for you.
Most of your scenes could probably be shortened by 50%... and still keep the story line.
I hope you dont think I'm being too critical. I woulndt be wasting my time if I didnt think you have somthing here....
Work on your graphics...brush your teeth and eat right...heheheh

Papa John

[Artist]

Moments of Brilliance

Great! Good Job. You have some good dialogue in this..
you should edit out the whole cum in your mouth and swallow scene...that's just disgusting.
But I laughed at the "wanna smoke?" joke..
and the fart flash cracked me up...actually rolling the credits was hysterical.
What? Whats this...BLAMMED!

The font and color could have been a little easier to read.

Graphics were right on!

All in all, you got talent kid..
keep it up!

[The Night Of the Hitcher]

stop animation at it's worst!

The crappyness of this movie is a dead giveaway that you padded your votes...3.4 my ass...If your gonna try and and cheat your way to a good score atleast make it more believale by making somthing that is not shit...
I'll admit it looks like you spent alot of time on it..stop animation is alot of work...
PS your audio is barely intelligable...sounds like you were whispering.... Ohh i know, it was past your bedtime and your mommy might of heard you..lOL

[Uprise of the Cows Demo]

here goes...

why start a movie if your flash skills suck? why not practice flash and animation first, instead of giving us this crap? You said in your disclaimer you're still learning...so what? in a couple of days your gonna be a flash artist?..Dude give it a couple of years..practice practice and spare us please.

[Ah! Mr. Schultz! - 01]

Another new Favorite

That was Halarious....bordering on insane...
Cup Cake hand me your pepper spray...LOL
Keep this comming

raitendo responds:

cheers :) hate to be a besserwisser, but he's actually saying "toss me your pepper spray". I wanted him to sound as "silly British" as possible :)