OneHitter's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(2005)In 3 Minutes]

Hmmm

Knox, you are the most over rated artist on Newgrounds! In my opinion your best attribute is your voice acting which has improved tremendously over the years.

Uhmm, maybe you should have "tryed" to pay attention in school and you'd be able to spell.

That's all
OH

Knox responds:

so you give me a 9, and insult me

NICE LOGIC *thumbs up*

[From Above]

Nice stuff!

Fix the replay problem and you got a top 20 here.
Try a "stop all sounds" action at the last frame before looping to the begining
Audio quality could use some work too

And if you're gonna go to the trouble a pissin in the gadget atleast you could lift the lid! heheh

OH

seanjames responds:

Yeah, I noticed that after I submitted it. I can't believe I made such a rookie mistake. Thanks for the tip and I appreciate your comments.

[The REALITY of WW2]

Fantastic

VEry well done and funny as hell!
"MEDIC!" "Negative." lol ....

I didnt know they break danced to the Andrew Sisters? hmmmm...or was that the Curly Shuffle?

This was a great mix comedy and realism ...
The truth is alot of people in WW2 did some extremely heroic things just like your fat sticks did... all of it was pure guts and manpower. Not like the high tech wars of today...

Keep up the great work!
5's all around ...

OH

Emagdnim678 responds:

Hehe thanks. They break dance to everything! you just didnt know that! I totaly agree with your actuall truth statement. thanks again

[Fun Things To Fuck]

That's Funny!

The Funny thing is, you actually put a replay button at the end of this shit! lol...
Learn some art technique dude. What we have here is a slide show with a crappy soundtrack.
Take heed of your message and Go Fuck Yourself.

krazy-kenny responds:

You know, it's funny, because your reply to my review on The Worm Dance is totally contradicted by this animation. Ha! Now I do have an animation on this site. Maybe, you should think before you review, because, I do know how to animate. No OneHitter, you go fuck yourself, you old barstard :P .

[miserable horndog]

This Proves it!

This proves just how fuckin retarded u clocks r.
An inside joke about jerking off?!?

This movie sucks..don't make anymore!

SunkistClock responds:

You probably spend your whole life on the computer arguing about how stupid clocks are but lots of people DONT GIVE A SHIT so get a damn life

[Ask Jerome #10 ?]

wtf

this is a fuckin promo for your gay site...\
this has no redeeming value whatsoever...
why would anyone want some faggot like you to answer a question about anything?
What are your credentials?

AskJerome responds:

"Fuckin", "gay", and "faggot" all in one "professional" review? I would like to know what your credentials are that allow you to say use so many wonderful words all in 2 sentances..! But I guess at your age, you must know more than me, so I won't argue. Anyways, thanks for the constructive critisism, but unfortanatly, it wasn't inspiring enough me make "some stupid faggot" to stop making these cartoons with "no redeeming value whatsoever". Thanks for your time, though!

[The Game - Introduction]

You ever notice,

The longer the movies discription is the shittier the movie?
Dude, your discription is LONG...
I think you're taking yourself and the clocks way to serious.
So relax, chill out, spend your time and energy learning how to animate, gradient balls are passe
Clock Crew is a dying genre...move on!

TheBluntSDK responds:

Though the description may be long, I feel like I need to say a few things first, that and it probably only took me a minute tops to write the description for this flash.

Gradient balls are passe? I only used them for one scene, and that's because I didn't really know how to animate The Portal, or what it looked like, and the Clock Crew is not a dying genre, maybe you clock-haters should get over it, and maybe you should move on.

You have to consider, also, that this is only my third flash movie that I've done.

[Ah! Mr. Schultz! - 01]

Another new Favorite

That was Halarious....bordering on insane...
Cup Cake hand me your pepper spray...LOL
Keep this comming

raitendo responds:

cheers :) hate to be a besserwisser, but he's actually saying "toss me your pepper spray". I wanted him to sound as "silly British" as possible :)

[Speed Racer Goodo]

Poo

PooPoo

Sacked responds:

poo poo ur movies suck dick to

[Lost in Flash - Part Two]

Yawn

Hey is it just me or is anyone else getting tired of this 8 bit shit...
I spose it must just be me, else how could these always score so high...
Oh well i dont live in the past so enjoy your retro 8 bit stuff

konsole responds:

Well, seeing as how my comments on this were "this has nothing to do with 8 bit theatre" one would assume you could tell it had 8 bit characters in it. Which should effectively make you avoid it. Sadly, it didn't.