OneHitter's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Operation: Chop Stick 2]

Music Credits?

Dude you forgot the music credits ...
Was that like....,,,, Space Cat?

[country mayham]

hey!

How did this get past the screeners?

[Ask Jerome #10 ?]

wtf

this is a fuckin promo for your gay site...\
this has no redeeming value whatsoever...
why would anyone want some faggot like you to answer a question about anything?
What are your credentials?

AskJerome responds:

"Fuckin", "gay", and "faggot" all in one "professional" review? I would like to know what your credentials are that allow you to say use so many wonderful words all in 2 sentances..! But I guess at your age, you must know more than me, so I won't argue. Anyways, thanks for the constructive critisism, but unfortanatly, it wasn't inspiring enough me make "some stupid faggot" to stop making these cartoons with "no redeeming value whatsoever". Thanks for your time, though!

[Fish Smell Bad]

ok

I watched it ...
I figure, if it took ya 3 weeks then it just might be worth the 4meg of download time it took...
Guess what? I was wrong.
But don't let this review discourage you ...
I'm thinkin this might be one of your better reviews
Keep hacking away ...
peace
OH

[Get Larry]

WOW

That was funny and different...nice style
I dont know bout the rest of you but I am secure enough in my heterosexuality to laugh at a gay Wally and Eddie...
While wally was a surprise I always had my doubts about Eddie ...
Make More...

[xdfgxd]

i like!

Another fine stick blood bath movie!
Great sound fx...cool loop...

[The Game - Introduction]

You ever notice,

The longer the movies discription is the shittier the movie?
Dude, your discription is LONG...
I think you're taking yourself and the clocks way to serious.
So relax, chill out, spend your time and energy learning how to animate, gradient balls are passe
Clock Crew is a dying genre...move on!

TheBluntSDK responds:

Though the description may be long, I feel like I need to say a few things first, that and it probably only took me a minute tops to write the description for this flash.

Gradient balls are passe? I only used them for one scene, and that's because I didn't really know how to animate The Portal, or what it looked like, and the Clock Crew is not a dying genre, maybe you clock-haters should get over it, and maybe you should move on.

You have to consider, also, that this is only my third flash movie that I've done.

[Schwaaaaaaa?]

I laughed, I cried ...

i sneezed i coughed i farted , not all at the same time..cause if you do, you'll die ...

OH

[MANDY]

Mandy?

Was that mandy on the bus..passed out with her shirt pulled up?
Very odd, this one. I'm not quite sure what kind of symbolism you are trying to express here.
A Cartoon Barry Manilow juxaposed to pictures of strife and hunger...
Ohh and lets not forget..Beebo in Drag...lol

[Bob and Sharky 1]

Nice Burp

Hey how did this past the screeners?