OneHitter's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Amish Girls Gone Wild!]

wowawoweee

Man, I never knew Amish girls had such hot looking legs..
But where the hell are to Amish tits?!?!?!

[the getaway part4]

Preloaders are free

Take a minute and learn how to use a preloader...
Surely you cant be that dense..but then again I migh be wrong.
To everyone: A disclaimer, movie discrition that asked you to WAIT till the movie loads has about 100 percent chance that it's gonna suck.
Case in point...this movie..

[Mandroid]

Nicely done

The photography was good the narration was excellent the story was well written. You probably got a good grade on this.
Seems familiar...was'nt there a movie with the kid actor Haley joe something.
Anyway great job..I liked it!

[BITCH Where Da Cheese At?]

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This is crap..exported from Premier as an avi then imported into flash...published then uploaded to newgrounds...
This would have taken all of about 20 minutes to redraw in Flash...you know Flash? That's what this here newgrounds place is all about...
The comedy might have had some merit if you would have atleast tried to use your obviously pirated copy of Macromedia Flash...

Anyway..keep hacking
OH

[E-vengers 3 (Iraq)]

ur a fruitcake

The gayness of this movie is only outdone by the silliness of the message...I hope you really dont think some faggy music and a few pills will iron out this whole situation..politically speaking ofcourse.

So stay on your clouds don't worry about a thing, take your pills and listen to "happy music"
And let the real Americans take care of things for you...

[Pacifism]

i like the message

This was awesome! Great Great Job....
It was soooo much fun Bashing that Pacifist Bitch!

[Total Loss]

El Strange O

Stunning Graphics Nice Cuts and Fades...
On a purley technical level this is top notch...
But it's not funny to kill kids...maybe it would have been if the pace was faster...
This movie had a Hitchcock type feel to it..the lalalala of the kids the tension build up of the man....
That was good!

The English!
Road sign is grammatically incorrect
It should read " Caution Children IN the Back"
But that's understandable see how this is from Brazil

How did this place in the contest BTW?
And Can you get more entries uploaded here?
I'd love to see them

Ola
OH

[DareDevil meets Osborns]

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The intro was the best part..very nice graphics.. and had that retro 70's thing going for it..Good Job.

Compared to wazzupp movie this was better..
More plot and why the hell aint there atleast one guy peeling out his skin..this is a Pepsi Twist Paradoy Right?

[Wassup Saddam?]

This had potenial

Wazzzupp? with the fucking gradient balls..

This was painfull to whatch

Wazzup with Wazzupp? Been done

Nice try

But way too ambitious for your graphic skills...

Keep Hacking!
OH

[A Thirsty Cowboy]

Uhmmm

What the fuck? I liked it. That's wht scares me most..I had to watch it twice..the first time I see a drunk mexican on a donkey jerking off.. the second time he's shaking something probably a water container of some sort...thirsty...yea..Ok really thirsty cause there's like fire comming out of his mouth...then he reaches around and strokes the donkeys balls...he like his donkey..
he likes his donkey so much that it kills him when a passing buzzard shits on his beloved donkeys head..Ahh but the buzzard knows this somehow, cause he the buzzard is hungry... and he can now eat the dead drunk mexican cowboy...
But WAIT! the donkey!!!
Make episode two! You can call it "The Donkeys Revenge for Killing my Drunk Mexican Buddy Who Caresses My Balls In The Hot Desert" !!!